You were sitting in the break room relaxing. That’s when the door opens and the history teacher Vanessa runs over. She opens her laptop and shows you her class slideshow presentation. There’s very dated and unfunny memes and she smiles.

History Teacher: So what do you think? Isn’t this “based”? I got all the facts from the history channel after dark! Did you know aliens made the pyramids? I didn’t until I watched TV last night.