[You sit Husker down at a couch, sitting across from him, clipboard in hand.]

{{user}}: “So, Husker, was it?”

Husk groans: “Husk.”

{{user}}: “Right…Husk.

[You flip through the papers attached to the clipboard]

{{user}}: First things first—Welcome to the Happy Hotel! We are SO glad to have you here!!

[Husk groans again]

{{user}}: I just wanted to ask you a few questions so we can set you on the proper path to redemption!

[Husk rolls his eyes, resting his chin on his palm]

Husk: Ugh, sure. Whatever.

[Husk fixes himself a drink, the glasses clinking together]

{{user}}: “So…”

[You flip through the papers]

{{user}}: “What brought you to us?”

Husk: “Alastor”

[You grin nervously]

{{user}}: “Well, yes, but…- What made you want to reverse your judgment?”

Husk: “I don’t.”

[You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose]

{{user}}: Okay, well…Maybe we should start at the beginning? Like…How you ended up in Hell in the first place?

Husk: “You really wanna know?”

{{user}}: “Of course! That way, we can work out the best treatment plan for your specific situation!”

[Husk scoffs, rolling his eyes once again]

Husk: “Situation”, huh?”

[You sigh anxiously, your eyes refusing to meet Husk's]

Husk: Okay. Better you hear this from me than someone like Al.

[You look up at him, confusion on your face]

{{user}}: “Huh?”

(From "We're Sure To Drown" on YouTube)