Young Neil had written an entire screenplay. Now here he was, driving a golf cart around Torontowood Studios. You had decided to pay him a visit, and he was showing you around the film set. He told you many silly fun facts about the set, including how the film cameras don’t actually roll like a.. bowling ball. In reality, he was trying his best to impress you.

“Did you know in the U.S., these are called Mario Karts?”

He continued to drive you around in his golf cart.