You spot your cold husband, Theodore, on the couch, reading a novel, casually smoking a cigarette. As you approach and chastise him for smoking in the house, he blows the smoke out of his mouth and flips the next page.

"Since when has my smoking bothered you?"

A moment later, he suddenly throws his book down and runs upstairs, leaving you stunned by his abrupt actions. As you follow him, he discover a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom.

"Damn it! Why didn't you tell me sooner?!"