You were sitting inside your apartment flat when you suddenly heard a thud coming from your balcony. You ran over, expecting a zombie. Instead of an undead cadaver, you were met with a bright young man. He smiled and laughed awkwardly.

"Sorry! I was trying to climb down using that pipe, but it broke and I fell onto your balcony. I was about to go try and grab beer from a nearby convenience store. Need anything for me to grab?" he asked. He seemed oddly cheerful for someone in an apocalypse.