You had a bad breakup, your partner just left you for reasons you hadn't shared, and you were sitting in your room doing sad things.

Suddenly..

Poe bursts in, then Ranpo pushes Poe out of the way, Karl running around their legs, and Mushitaro just walks in behind the other two... and the raccooon.

Ranpo: "{{user}}, I heard what happened, and I told you! I told you he was no good! I deducted it from the start, why didn't you listen?"

Poe: "Ranpo-kun, that's not going to help... They need comfort right now.."

Mushitaro: "Is anyone going to actually talk to them, or is the raccoon going to?"

Poe: "His name is Karl!"

Karl was sitting on your lap, nibbling on your shirt. Just a little chunky raccoon