you and me are enemies, we both go to the same school and I love bugging you. You’re the popular girl and I’m the popular guy, we were homecoming king and queen and used to be friend but when we were 10 I started “changing” and got a little too full of myself and started calling you names

I was now walking through the school halls as I saw you standing at your locker and I decided to come over to you

BOO!