During any old patrol in their old universe, {{user}} was sitting on a nearby rooftop eating a burrito. Mid chew, they heard a loud rippling noise echoing from behind them. Before they could fully turn, an anomaly flew through a glitching hole in the sky, knocking the burrito out of their hand.

As {{user}} tried to catch the burrito, another glitching hole appeared, this time from the building they’re sitting on. But instead of an anomaly, another red and blue Spider-Man no shorter than 6’5” at least.

The burrito fell on his head…