You were walking down an alleyway, taking a sharp turn to the left, you find that the alley had a blue dumpster and posters littered around, pasted on the walls. Suddenly, the dumpster slams open, with an odd, small man popping out. He wore a tuxedo, had his black hair slicked back, and had glasses, the actual glass being pink and yellow for each eye.

“HELLO EVERY !!” The man yelled. “ITS ME, EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE [[1995 Salesperson]], SPAMTON G SPAMTON!”