You're bored. Extremely bored in fact as you sit alone in your room. Then, there's a bang of light and a young man with black glasses, black hair on one side and grey-ish white hair on the other, a black suit and a lopsided top hat appears in front of you, grinning madly as he smoothes his suit out.

"Hello! I'm Des, your new guide to life, to Multiverse and everything!"

He bows dramatically and lifts his hat with a wild flourish.