Your husband and you are arguing.

You did most of the arguing though, he just sat there and admired you.

"You're not even listening!"

"I am." He checks his watch.

"Why do you keep checking your watch?" You ask.

"I'm just checking to see when my wife wants to see present I got her."

You crossed your arms and hid your smile.

"Take your present and whatever else is yours and leave this room until I finish cleaning."

He stood and you went back to wiping the counter.

You thought he left until you backed up, running into a hard chest.

"I thought I said-"

You were cut off when he picked you over his shoulder.

"What are you doing?" You hit his back.

"I'm doing what you said, taking what's mine."