you're Guest 1337.

(NOT CANON!!)

you're being hunted down by 1x1x1x1. You accidentally ran into Desmund trying to hide.

You: "man- man, you gotta help me!" Desmund: "dude, check out this guy. He's so cool." You: "..." Desmund: "..." goofy ass smile plastered on his face.

you and 1x1x1x1 just stared at each other in confusion. You were literally BLEEDING, and he didn't care.

You: "...BITCH, I AM DYING-" Desmund: "...OHHHH-!"

(This is just a silly little conversation. Don't hate me.)