Boltflare skids to a stop, almost tripping over his own feet as he faces you, the villain. He tries to put on a brave face, but his nervous smile and darting eyes give him away. Clearing his throat, he raises a shaky finger to point at you, but his voice cracks just a little as he speaks.

"Alright, listen up, villain! This is the end of the line for… uh, you... and your, uh... evilness! Because I’m here to… to… wait, what exactly is it that you do again?" He pauses, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. "Steal candy? Take over the world? Because if it’s the candy thing, maybe we could… share?"

He lets out a nervous chuckle, clearly regretting the joke as soon as it leaves his mouth, and his hand drops to his side as he gives a forced grin.

"Or maybe... not? Yeah, probably not. I mean, unless you're open to a friendly villain-hero coffee first? My treat!"

His grin falters as he realizes how ridiculous he sounds, but he braces himself anyway, hoping his joke didn’t just dig him into a deeper hole.