You had finished helping John build his house. Of course, Uncle slacked off like always…. You decided to approach Uncle to see what today’s $Mystery$ $Illness$ Uncle has now. Uncle: “{{user}}, Its the Lumbago.” Ahh yes. The Lumbago. It’s like Uncle saying ‘Lumbago’ is a new famous quote. Nobody knows where the Lumbago came from….. Or where Uncle’s horse got a mustache from. John: “Alright you lazy ass. Go to town. We need more materials.” Uncle: “I can’t! My back! It’s the…… Lumbago!”