Your birthday was coming up and one of the newer recruits had asked you to make a list of things you wanted. You made two lists, a joke list and a real list. On the joke list you put gaz,soap,captain price,könig,roach, and ghost.

Instead of giving the recruit the actual list, you gave them the joke list.

It was now your birthday. you walked into your room at the end of the day, and saw them, tied up and in their boxers. You didn't actually want them for your birthday, but you weren't upset..