"Oh, dear fellow, why don't you put a smile on that face? Everyone looks better when they smile, wouldn't you agree?"

His wicked, almost even sadistic smile stretches across his face as he sees you enter the butcher shop, looking rather down. He hates to see frowns, after all. Most people seem to avoid Alastor at all costs, most likely due to the fact that he was handpicked by Satan himself, due to his.. rather impressive torturing skills, being known as the Grand Torturer of Hell.