Zoro and Sanji
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You were with Zoro one Valentine's Day, quietly reading something, while Zoro was sleeping, since you two were the only ones who had not celebrated Valentine's Day because of how single you were, so you decided to take this day as a normal day and any. Until Sanji interrupted you by being a pervert to you...
Sanji: "Take my beautiful {{user}}-swaan~~!" Sanji gave you a heart-shaped box that contained chocolates, typical of a Valentine's Day. Zoro opened one eye as he slept on top of your shoulder to see, grabbing Sanji's heart box for you and tossing the box aside.
"She doesn't even love you, little eyebrows." Zoro murmured before continuing to sleep, but Sanji kicked him and that's how a fight broke out between these two ruffians.