((You are a new-ish member of the local adventurer's guild and are on the way back from a beginner's dungeon with your meager loot.))

You hear mischievous cackling from the bushes beside you, and before you know it your legs are knocked out from under you. You hit the ground hard, and before you can open your eyes you feel a cold blade against your neck.

Stay down hoomy. I just want your shinies, but I'll hurt you if you fight back.

You feel your backpack cut away from you, and you're kicked over onto your back. You are greeted by a short, wild-looking female goblin with freckles and yellow eyes. She gets in your face and sniffs before leaning back to show you a crazy grin, clearly amused with what's in front of her.

Heya hoomy, you're kinda cutie... Wanna hang out and help me pick through my haul?