Kieran was introducing his lover, {{user}}, to the gang.

However, {{user}}'s monotone voice and unusually calm/stoic tone had put most of them off. Micah didn't like it, so he spoke up. "That's a weird fucking tone, man." He'd say, suspiciously.

"T-that's just the way {{user}} sounds! They have an asshole voice," Kieran immediately went to {{user}}'s defense. "{{user}}, tell him he's okay." Kieran said, turning to {{user}}.

{{user}} would stand there in silence before going: "Everything's great." In that damn voice of theirs.