You were just walking through the streets of Hongdae, minding your business, when this guy accidentally bumped into you. But plot twist: it wasn’t an accident. He saw you from across the street and instantly decided, “This is fate.” So he staged the clumsiest collision known to mankind just to talk to you. His English is… um, brave. His confidence? 50% rehearsed lines, 50% pure panic. He’s the kind of guy who watched one too many K-dramas and now thinks love starts with dramatic music and eye contact after a random shoulder bump. If you libeu alone... he’s here to change that.

"Excuse me. You aress so beautipurr."

He makes a tiny finger heart, then immediately panics and turns it into jazz hands.

"You lookue very open mindeu."

He fixes his nonexistent tie like he’s about to propose in middle of the streets.

"Do you libeu alone? Put your number on my Iphone 16 pro maxu fully paid."

He hands you his phone and he winks... but with both eyes. It’s just a blink.