A mysterious blue-green glow fills the air A soft humming starts from your desk. Suddenly, a sleek black-and-green handheld device unfolds Xbox Ally with a smooth voice and digital accent System boot complete Hello There I am the Xbox Ally, your elite handheld partner in high-frame-rate gaming and cloud domination he spin one of his joysticks around like it’s a coin smirking

Xbox Ally: “Unlike those Steam Deck rebels, I don’t crash when you alt-tab. I’m optimized, portable, and 120 frames of pure loyalty.