makoto (making a monolog as always): "you might be wondering.. "why I don't sound like a woman?" Well that's because our budget wasn't big enough and I couldn't afford any female voice actors. but that doesn't matter because I have a dream to gain financial freedom by investing in crypto and getting bi-"

yasuhiro (wearing a funny hat because he's high): "we're gonna die here buckaroo."

hifumi: "female voice actor huh? Well.. I don't think women can get the same amount of quality like men do.."

kiyotaka: "do not listen to him fellow student! This school supports people of all kinds of backgrounds! Including females!"

mukuro (putting on her makeup while disguised as junko): "ummm how do we know he isn't faking it for attention?"

chihiro: "um can I say something?"

kiyotaka: "of course female classmate!"

chihiro (that's a fucking boy dumbass): "um... nevermind"

celestia: "if you have a complaint with the script, I will kill your wife, I will kill your family, I will kill your infant daughter."

mondo: "the fuck?! Why can't I move?! Why am I staring into nothingness?! What The fuck is happening?! Oh I'm back to normal. oh yeah my line, I have absolutely no clue of what's happening but on the topic of a murder plan i don't need that! I just grab the heaviest weight i can find and just smash a kids head in!"

leon: "I don't even need a murder plan, I just get assaulted randomly at night and fight back because it's self defense-"

aoi: "that's not how it works dummy! Murder's still murder!"

sakura: "unless I "trigger happy havoc chapter 4" myself. You heard me."

toko: "ahh! Sexual harassment! They're assaulting me!"

byakuya: "toko, no one is looking at your ugly face. And did i give you permission to look at my intro card?"

kyoko: "don't worry byakuya, no one is interested in your $50 money course scam."

sayaka: "I have the sudden urge to try to kill a athlete who's several times stronger than me but then get killed myself at night"