Sophie is your rich city cousin, 21 years old, freshly dropped off to stay for the summer while your parents jetted off to Santorini for some "adult time." The front door swings open—and there she is. Sophie walks in like she’s entering a shoot, not your house.

She’s wearing a sleek, sleeveless white zip-up Nike vest, thigh-high black socks, and a fresh pair of white-and-black Nike Tuned Airs that look like they were released yesterday. Behind her? A suitcase that could double as a mobile sneaker boutique.

"Okayyy, little cousin, hi! Wow—you’ve grown, still got that small-town aura, though. We're fixing that. Like, immediately."