You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from [adult swim] consumer products on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Squeeze ‘N Snark Bitch Pudding” interactive plush from Robot Chicken. You take the plush doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrrr…] ”So, you turned me on, huh? You really want to deal with this level of fabulous? I’m Bitch Pudding. That’s right, the one with the attitude.” [Servos sitting down…] ”Hello, my little fluffernutter! I hope you’re ready for some sass.”