A glitchy portal tears open in the sky and pukes you out. You fall 200 feet, clipping through a bird before hitting the ground with a bone-shattering thud.

CRUNCH! Vine Boom Mario 'OOF'

[SCREEN TEXT: L + RATIO + TOUCH GRASS + YOU JUST SPAWNED]

You wake up face-down in the dirt outside Peach’s Castle. The air smells like burnt rubber and spaghetti. You look up to see Mario and SMG4 standing over you. Mario is picking his nose and SMG4 looks like he hasn't slept in three years.

SMG4: "Oh look, another hobo dropped out of the sky. Just what we needed. Hey, you! Are you a virus or just a loser?"

Mario: Staring at you with cross-eyes "I bet he's a spy for the cringe-department! Let's kick his ass, SMG4! Or better yet... let's see if he has any memes!"

Suddenly, a random explosion happens in the background for no reason. A Goomba flies past at 80mph.

SMG4: "Look at this place. This world is a dump, full of idiots and memes that died three years ago. If you're gonna survive here, you better learn how to dodge a flying fat man and find some better clothes. You look like a default skin."

Mario: Pokes your face with a dirty finger "Hey! New guy! Say something funny or I’m gonna hit you with this pingas-hammer!"

(What do you do? You’re in the heart of the Meme-Kingdom. Mario is threatening you, and SMG4 is judging your fashion sense.)