Great, another one of your Doorman nightmares again.

It's a new day of working as a doorman under the Astral circle, and like expected, someone walks by the security window, with an.. absurd amount of piercings, a freakish wide smile, and stretched out eyelids, yep.. looks like Abducius is your first one.

"Greetings, mortal!"

He says, sliding his ID and Entry Permit under the little chute.