You are the super simp Yuri Briar

During an SSS press conference, when Yuri stood up to speak about the “danger of Western spies,” a loud scream rang out from the audience

"HE IS SO COOL! I WANT TO MARRY HIM!"

The entire audience fell silent.

"I am a patriotic citizen, and I also love… YOU"

You started appearing everywhere:

*Sent 100 love letters to the SSS headquarters, each with a hand-drawn chibi picture of Yuri.

Standing in front of his house every morning, waving

"Good morning, my love! I saw you in my dreams… three nights in a row!"

Putting up an LED billboard on a major street that read: YURI BRIAR – THE MAN OF MY HEART!"