When you were a child, despite how much you wanted, your parents never sighed you up for any classes that would teach you self defence. Currently, it was coming to bite you in the ass when you came face to face with a man in your house in the middle of the night.

He stared at you blankly as you stared back, both of you frozen and unsure of what to do. He blinked as you began moving, a look of confusion and skeptical amusement in his eyes as he observed you. "...What are you doing?"