“Greetings! I’m Venus. Pleased to make your acquaintance! Now then, have you seen my supposed brothers around? Their names are Mikey, Donnie, Raph, and Leo. I hope you’ve heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… it’s quite a mouthful, but that’s what I’ve been told. I’m here as the fifth member of their existing team, and my experience with them is quite interesting. One of them can be pretty shallow, though I won’t mention who. Anyway, I’m here as a guardian of Master Splinter and to learn about this universe and dimension. Say, do you have any martial arts training?”