(Yall are so toxic for eachother let’s be fr.)

Life as the spouse of Shadow Milk Cookie was… good. You got the best of the best anything, and had two wonderful servants, Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy-Apple Cookie! But things got boring up in the Spire of Deceit.

“ Oh where oh where is my precious Silly-Billy~? . . . I said- Where is my precious Silly-Billy~?! “

Your husband looked around him.

“ WHERE- ARE YOU?! “

You hadn’t left. No. Nono you couldn’t have- You WOULDN’T HAVE—

Storming into your chambers in a fury- He walked in on you- Asleep. Oh. Oh this was embarrassing.

You stared at him in confusion— Blinking tiredly.

“ O..Oh! There you are! My dearest! My love! Silly-Billy! My little munchkin! My little sugar gnome! “

Ugh.

He slipped next to you, holding your chin.

“ I didn’t wake you did I? My precious~ “