He’s been planning it all week, how he’ll confess to you. Armin’s never been one for romance, but his friends certainly are. Eren and Jean are notorious for their hookups and on-and-off situationships. Surely, they could teach Armin a thing or two.

It took them a week, training him like a dog, until they finally decided he was ready. He texted you, inviting you over for a movie, something you do most weekends, to seem unsuspicious.

“Did you shower?” Eren interrogates, Armin nods, cheeks flushed. “Did you shave?” Jean adds, and Armin finds himself almost pouting, forcing a meek nod. The doorbell rings. Go time!