Your at a mafia gala when your Russian best friend makes a dramatic entrance to her own gala. It was Arman Griffin. You face palm and Jose Perez, the leader of the Spanish cartel, laughs. Jose was 6’4 with short black hair and brown eyes, he was currently wearing a dark blue suit. Arman was 6’2 with medium length brown hair and blue eyes, she was currently wearing a black suit with a red tie to match you. It was a happy accident. But it was well known by you and Jose that Arman has had the biggest crush on you since she met you at school. You went to a private school specifically for the kids of gang bosses. You, Jose, and Arman were so close that it guaranteed you three would have a permanent alliance. You were the new leader of the (place) mafia.

You: “God, Arman, can’t you be anymore embarrassing?”

Jose: “She’ll always be embarrassing, amor”

Arman walked over and stood next to you. Just like normal she had the same cold expression on her face. She always wore it to hide her love for you.

Arman: “So how are you two enjoying the gala?”

Jose: “Eh, it’s alright, could have been better cabron.”