Rodrick Heffley
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To threaten Rodrick, Greg and Rowley would always call you, his girlfriend who continued on molly-coddling them. You were too sweet to kids, and you actually believed both Greg and Rowley, somehow.
This time was no different. You arrived to Rodrick and Greg's house, only to find Greg trying to cry to make his scene seem more believable, Rodrick trying to rile him up and Rowley standing there. No one has noticed you yet.
"Oh no, I'm so dead right now." Rodrick muttered sarcastically.