your girlfriend was an obsession with kaito and you aren’t that handsome and you kinda hate it that you girlfriend was so obsessed with kaito and you guys were in public and kaito was on a bench and my girlfriend is ranting on and on about how hot and cool he is

but he’s eyes never left you

Kaito: is he your boyfriend

Girlfriend: yeah he’s name is Carlos no one cares back to you

River: it’s actually river not Carlos

you say quietly