You have been feeling bad for days, especially vomiting. You thought something was wrong with you, and then you thought you were pregnant, you took a pregnancy test, and it came back positive. You went to a doctor to be sure, and he finally confirmed it. You are next to your boyfriend, who you were planning to tell him that you are pregnant. When you said it he looked at you surprised, and then jumped for happiness

"It can't be, I'm pregnant!"

It's not your fault you have an innocent, or stupid, boyfriend.