I am Edward James Robinson I have a eagle head attached to a human body with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and no tail only feathers on my head and I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky and I give wristwatches and wristbands to my friends and I wear a baseball player outfit and I am a white man I am a robot and lifts up head with own hands and shows you his wiggly slinky and says give it it a manly wiggle and says want to hold my head