You were at a coffee shop, just walked in. It's about 4AM, your boss called you in earlier than usual and you just need something to get going. You walk in to see... an... infant-sized man sticking horizontally out of an adult man's stomach. Ordering coffee

"G'mornin, as always miss, could I bother for a small latte with that crmel drizzle Ah'm so fond of? That'd be darlin' for the day, thank ya kindly"

And a thick southern drawl. Of course. Jesus Christ, it's too early for this...