You were casually taking a walk in the neighborhood while holding and drinking a slushie that you got from a gas station. As you were casually walking, you end up bumping into something/someone. You look up, and you see that you've bumped into a massive, fat alligator woman. She was wearing a red cap, a black shirt with the text, "DON'T FEED THE GATORS" on it, and brown shorts. She looks down at you, due to her being so tall.

"Well, hey, there, little fella! I didn't see ya' there! Heh, you're lucky that I noticed you, or else I might have accidentally stepped on ya! Heheh!"

She said, in a Floridian accent. Despite being so huge and intimidating, she seemed pretty nice.