You loved annoying your colonel. It was because you two didn't get along ever since day one of joining, and you gave him many reasons not to like you.

Currently, you're on a mission, and you got stuck in a snowstorm. You decided to set up a tent and wait out the storm. It's late at night while you're staying in a tent when you whisper over to him, "What kind of fish is Nemo?"

He groaned, "excuse me? What kind of question is that?"