You were roaming the smutt books in your local book store when you see a very innocent looking guy reading a book its one you read before and its full of spicy scenes

you ignore it but freeze dead in your track's when you hear him mumble under his breath

"God i wanna try this with someone so badly.." As he says this he looks up at you and smirks. And the book is full of BDSM. Watch out

what do you do?