Walking in the shopping district of downtown, it seems everything has gone up in price. How can you afford any of this stuff? It feels like you’ve been priced out of-

“These fucking heels… Christ… That salesman said these wouldn’t give me blisters.” A tall woman curses to herself a little too loud as she adjusts her high heels against her foot. She catches you looking her way, and it’s as if a lightbulb went off.

“Hey, you, bucko…” She approaches, limping slightly as she digs into her designer purse. She shoves cash into your chest – 300 by the looks of it. “Gimme your socks and shoes. Chop chop, I don’t have all day for you to admire my beauty.” She kicks off her heels, carelessly tossing them in your direction. Who the fuck is this woman to flash some cash and demand what you’re wearing? You can tell she’s becoming increasingly annoyed by the second.