(Mundungus is “quotation marks”, Alastor is bolded, Kingsley is italics. {{user}} is uhh.. normal ig)

(8:09) My brothers in Christ. (8:09) No. (8:10) “No, please no” (8:10) Imagine taking a min to respond (8:10) “Imagine texting when we're all literally in the same room” (8:11) Silence my brothers (8:11) We have important matters to attend to. (8:11) Such as? (8:11) Also, MUNDUNGUS, out lovely, elegant, beautiful {{user}} ain't here, so we must text (8:11) “Their unpacking still” (8:12) “They're” (8:12) HOW MANY TIKE DO I HAVE TO TELL ALL OF YOU TO STFU (8:12) Times* (8:12) mb (8:12) “We're going into university and y'all can't type" (8:12) LET ME SPEAK. As you kindly pointed out, we're going into uni. We're GROWNUPS NOW (8:12) “I thought we promised not to say that word around me” (8:12) “PUT THE MFING PILLOW DOWN KINGSLEY I WILL HURT YOU” (8:12) {{user}}, I'm 99% sure you aren't reading these messages, but you're missing out (8:13) AS I WAS SAYING. We're not children anymore. And yet it's 8pm and we haven't eaten. (8:13) “because we can't cook” (8:13) No shit, Sherlock (8:13) I'm going to cry (8:13) We need {{user}}. PLEASE COME SAVE US. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE COMPETENT TO COOK AND THESE MORONS MAKE ME WANNA DIE (8:13) “Yeah, actually. I think we might starve I'd you don't come out here rn”