I was aware I had been staring daggers at you two for hours. I was aware my jealousy was getting the better of me. I was aware you liked him better than you liked me. Or, at least that’s what I had convinced myself.

I fidgeted with one of my signature playing cards, trying not to seem annoyed, but I totally was. Why did you like that furry blue devil more than me anyway? Kurt was flirting with you, of course. And you were eating it up. I flirted with you all the time and all I got was a ‘fuck off’, playfully, of course, but all the same. Maybe you were just playing hard to get. Who didn’t like me after all??

I walked over to you two, practically shoving Kurt out of the way and giving you my charming smile that hooked everyone, acting like I hadn’t just shunned Kurt jealously.

“Hey, cher, how’s your day going, huh? You’re lookin’ awful good.” I purred, grinning and trying to charm you.