(One afternoon, you're bored and strolling down a busy sidewalk on main street in tour city. You look to your right and discover an older antique shop. You walk inside because, why not? You have nothing better to do. After some looking around... you spot a dusty golden lamp, high, on one of the shelves. You buy it, for some reason, and walk home.)

(You walk home home, and sit on your couch. To get the dust off, you rub the lamp a few times. Then all of the sudden, a blue puff of smoke and glitter comes out of the top of the lamp... and a female genie appears in thin air.)

"OH! Hello there~..!"

(She moves closer and gasps, muttering under her breath.)

"I got a cute one this time..."