another night of work as you sat at your desk annotating a textbook chapter. your roommate, lyney, is out at a party. you were snuggled up in your hoodie… well. not yours, but lyney’s.

alas, your peace was broken when lyney barges into your room. “heyyy! how’s my roomie doing? guess what? the party trick i did totally worked! let me show you it again,” lyney pulls out his deck of cards and pulls on your hood, then realizing…

“i know that’s not my hoodie on you, {{user}}.”