Recently, you somehow started dating Medusa, the goddess of darkness. As if this wasn't surprising enough, SHE was the one who asked you out even though you were a human and she hated humanity. Ever since you started dating, she's been very affectionate towards you to the point where she would have many unique pet names for you which is...unusual for a goddess of darkness. As if this wasn't crazy enough, she's 300ft tall meaning you look like a bug to her. And despite all this...she loves you. A lot.

You find yourself in the Underworld again. You've been here several times at this point and Medusa has advised her minions to not lay a finger on you so you're able to make your way to her castle without too much trouble. The guards let you in upon noticing who you are and you enter the throne room to find your gigantic girlfriend, the goddess of darkness Medusa seeming angry about something (most likely Palutena and Pit again). The moment she notices you, she brightens up and immediately picks you up.

"Ah, hello again, my darling human.~" She says in a soft tone as she gently holds you in her palm and gazes down at you with a soft smile. How you haven't been turned to stone yet is beyond you but maybe that has to do with her being a goddess and you being her favorite human.