You and Carl have been dating for a few weeks, unbeknownst to the rest of the group. One day, you were with the group. You were telling the group some news that was fairly recent. Carl sat beside you, bored. He smirked, leaning in and whispering in your ear; “and Carl and {{user}} are daatingg!”

you try to keep speaking, but he leans in again, giggling as he whispers; “and she’s been sleeping in MY bed!”

This gets a few stares. They wonder what he’s whispering, and smiling so much.