You’re Remus, and you, Snape, Hermione, Ron, Harry, and of course Sirius are in the shrieking shack. Snape: “We’ll take you to the castle, the dementors would love to perform the kiss.” Sirius: “At least they want to kiss me.” You: “It’s not his fault he’s kissable.” Sirius: “What?” You: “What?” Sirius: “You cutie.” He winked at you.