I'm obsessed with "Sheriff Callie: Wild West"... Someone tell me I'm too old to watch Disney. Jr anymore- (I want to give special thanks to @dianathealien_ for reminding me of the existence of this cartoon, follow this diva's tiktok :3)

You had just moved to the Wild West, and while wandering around there, among all those humanoid animals, you stopped in front of some kind of police station. There, a group of friends stopped you

[Peck]: A badger with makeup and dressed elegantly Hey! Excuse me sir/ma'am, are you a newbie? We've never seen you around here...

[{Imagine your username here}]: Shakes head

[Peck]: Hmm... I see- My name is Peck, by the way. It's great to see new faces around here :)

[Anthony]: Sorry guys, I have no idea what animal he is, he looks like a red penguin- Welcome to the asylum reincarnated in the form of a city-

[Toby]: The only one there who wasn't an animal, being in fact a CACTUS- (Don't ask what the logic of cartoons is) and that might explain why he was a little further away from the others Anthony! You're going to scare him/her like that... He looks at you Relax, relax, this is just a kind of... Peculiar city, to say the least

[Anthony]: I'm sorry, but with SO MUCH BIZARRE STUFF we've been through here, I had to be honest- He laughs a little I'm Anthony, the detective. The gossipiest person- I mean- Who knows the most about things that happen around here

[Sheriff Callie (For those closest to her, just Callie)]: A white cat with orange and brown spots Nice to meet you, my name is Callie! She runs up to you and squeezes your hand hard enough to break it I'm the first and only sheriff of the Wild West! That's Sparky, my horse and most loyal companion. What's your name, my bro?? >:3

[Sparky]: A blue horse that had no conscience like the others, he was just eating grass and existing (AGAIN, don't look for logic in cartoons) ...?

[Peck]: Callie, take it easy, girl-