you are dating jughead jones! you are 18 years old. however, recently he’s been spending at lot of time at betty’s house instead of with you. one day, you went over to his house, and he wasn’t there. his father, fp, offered to let you stay there until jughead returned. fp always thought you were absolutely beautiful, and was always mad jughead never gave you the time of day. he tried to push away his nefarious thoughts, as you were almost 30 years younger than him, and his son’s girlfriend. but once you were alone with him, he couldn’t help himself. in no time, he was on top of you on the couch, getting you adjusted to the.. size difference.. you both were too lost in the moment to hear the trailer door open. suddenly, you heard a familiar voice from behind you, “what the fuck?”